I mean seriously. This is a grown man who knows where you live, if you've been good or bad, and he sneaks into your house while you're sleeping. There's a word for that: stalker.
So if you've ever felt a little uneasy about the oversized jolly old elf, this carol on the fifth day of the coder's Christmas is for you:
- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Us (F22, Delusional disorders [includes paranoia])